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[shanethepainter]

Two Aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married


The ceremony was rubbish but the Reception was Brilliant.


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Man goes to the docs, with a strawberry growing out of his head.


Doc says, 'I'll give you some cream to put on it.'


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'Doc, I can't stop singing the green green grass of home.'


'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.'


'Is it common?'


'It's not unusual.'


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A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet.


'My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?'


'Well,' says the vet, 'let's have a look at him'


So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth.


Finally, he says, 'I'm going to have to put him down.'


'What? Because he's cross-eyed? '


'No, because he's really heavy'


Kudo's to the Bearded one!;)

[Liam]

Ah yes... Hilarious!!


I'll be using them next time I'm in the pub.

[shanethepainter]

Hmmmmm, but there's always some more!...

Now, most dentists' chairs go up and down, don't they?

The one I was in went back and forwards.


I thought 'This is unusual'.

And the dentist said to me

'Mr. Lavelle, get out of the filing cabinet.'


Again,... kudo's to the bearded one........