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Colm
05-06-2008, 10:53 AM
An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin , orders three pints of Guinness

and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in

turn.

When he finished all three, he comes back to the bar and orders three

more. The bartender says to him, 'You know, a pint goes flat after I

draw it; It would taste better if you bought one at a time.'


The Irishman replies, 'Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in

America , the other in Australia , and I'm here in Dublin . When we all

left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days we

all drank together.'


The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.


The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar and always drinks the same

way: he orders three pints and drinks the three pints by taking drinks

from each of them in turn.


One day, he comes in and orders two pints. All the other regulars' in

the bar notice and fall silent.


When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says,

'I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my

condolences on your great loss.'

The Irishman looks confused for a moment, then the light dawns in his

eye and he laughs.


'Oh, no,' he says, 'Everyone is fine. It's me......I've quit drinking!'

Phil
05-06-2008, 11:41 AM
Well there is 3 minutes of my life I wont be getting back...

paddyobrien
05-06-2008, 11:44 AM
haha .. it took you three minutes to read that?


back to school with you phil!

Colm
05-06-2008, 12:31 PM
Ha Ha sorry about that one, went to see Billy Connolly last night and now I think I'm f***ing comedian... actually some might say my mtb skills are comedic

Phil
05-06-2008, 12:34 PM
Hey, me raed reel goode.


All this talk of beer is making me thirsty.. think we need to make some excuse for madmtb beers..

Colm
05-06-2008, 12:39 PM
"Hey, me raed reel goode."


You sure you haven't already started drinking !!!

Phil
05-06-2008, 12:40 PM
itss a plossibility...

paddyobrien
05-06-2008, 12:45 PM
an excuse for madmtb beers eh?


well it is the weekend .. nearly.


hows that for you?

Phil
05-06-2008, 12:50 PM
Works for me... either post 3 rock pints tonight or holding up a bar somewhere on Friday night..

paddyobrien
05-06-2008, 12:56 PM
hmm .. i got a few bars to be proping already starting tonight and finishing saturday night so won't be able to make this .. and then off on holidays .. dammit will be ages before i manage a post spin pint

Colm
05-06-2008, 01:08 PM
How about this... we organise a club race around a given trail, but instead of handing out water bottles , hand out cans of beer and the object of the race is not to finish a set number of laps in the fastest time ,but to complete as many laps as possible before falling off your bike hammered... I reckon we could call it the " TOUR DE BREW "

Gogs
05-06-2008, 01:12 PM
What about red wine for the ladies?

Colm
05-06-2008, 01:18 PM
as long as its alcohol it qualifies, but we might have to hand out half bottles of wine... just so it fits in the bottle cage, cos lets face it spillage will not be acceptable.

Gogs
05-06-2008, 01:20 PM
Not at all!! Red wine stains!

Phil
05-06-2008, 01:20 PM
This is all loser talk... Jagerbombs Jonesy style (a vodka and redbull with a jagershot dropped in).

paddyobrien
05-06-2008, 01:22 PM
phil .. thats just horrible .. too horrible for words

ciaranc
05-06-2008, 01:24 PM
An Irishman , an American and an Australian are all in a bar and the Australian rubs his Guinness and out pops a genie.

The genie goes " well you all have one wish each and as you brought me out you get the first wish " to the Australian.

So he goes " I want Australia to have a good supply of water, have a good economy that isn't dependent on foreign sources etc". the genie says" your wish is my command" and he completes it.

Next the American goes " Right I'm bloody sick of foreign nationals{refugees which are america's fault] coming into my country , it drives me crazy !!!. I want a 30,000 feet high and 25 feet wide .No way in or out of America without my express permission" the Genie replies " It'll be hard but it is done"

The Irishman goes" no way in or out of their ey ?

fill it with water

Colm
05-06-2008, 01:26 PM
I agree with Paddy, last time i did jager bombs i woke up in a different country

Phil
05-06-2008, 01:30 PM
You should have seen the affects that round had... kind of like that scene on the beach in saving private ryan where tom hanks is shocked and deafened by and exploding shell, except it lasts for hours.

Still it is an energy drink...

TomH
05-06-2008, 08:13 PM
Ice cold Jager=excellent