shanethepainter
17-02-2008, 09:46 PM
Japanese scientists have created a camera with a shutter speed so fast, they can now photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
A boy asks his granny, "Have you seen my pills, they were labelled LSD?"
Granny replies,"F**k the pills, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?!"
Little Billy asks his dad for a telly in his room. Dad reluctantly agrees.
Next day Billy comes downstairs and asks,"Dad, what ' s love juice?"
Dad looks horrified and tells Billy all about s*x.
Billy just sat there with his mouth open in amazement.
Dad says,"So what were you watchin ' ?"
Billy says,"Wimbledon."
A woman standing nude in front of a mirror, says to her husband,"I look horrible, I feel fat & ugly, pay me a compliment."
He replies,"Your eyesight is perfect."
Wife gets naked & asks hubby,"What turns you on more, my pretty face or my s&xy body?"
Hubby looks her up & down and replies,"Your sense of humour!"
A boy asks his granny, "Have you seen my pills, they were labelled LSD?"
Granny replies,"F**k the pills, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?!"
Little Billy asks his dad for a telly in his room. Dad reluctantly agrees.
Next day Billy comes downstairs and asks,"Dad, what ' s love juice?"
Dad looks horrified and tells Billy all about s*x.
Billy just sat there with his mouth open in amazement.
Dad says,"So what were you watchin ' ?"
Billy says,"Wimbledon."
A woman standing nude in front of a mirror, says to her husband,"I look horrible, I feel fat & ugly, pay me a compliment."
He replies,"Your eyesight is perfect."
Wife gets naked & asks hubby,"What turns you on more, my pretty face or my s&xy body?"
Hubby looks her up & down and replies,"Your sense of humour!"