Le Joke

[TomH]

Why are seals the greatest dancers??

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Because they love clubbing...

[Liam]

How do you notice a blind man in a nudist colony? It's not hard.

[Liam]

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association.

[Liam]

I'm very bored today, stuck at home sick as a dog, no biking!!


And I'm missing the blast!! :-(

[paddyobrien]

don;t worry liam, i managed to headbutt a tree yesterday so am missing out as well :-(

[TomH]

Where you on the bike Paddy?

[Liam]

No point in head buttin trees Paddy, they don't feel pain, if it pissed you off just take a chain saw to it.

[paddyobrien]

yeah, was on the new bike lashing along, took a corner too tight and clipped the top of the helmet off the tree. Nearly got yanked off the back of the bike. Sore head and neck today but not too bad.

[Liam]

Ouch, been there, got thrown off the back of the bike once in the Phoeno when my helmet smacked off a low branch.


Got to be careful with head and neck injuries though.

[Martin]

liam you sure it was a low branch in the park? ;-) loads of dodgey branches down there ;-)