shanethepainter
23-02-2008, 12:41 PM
In the Dublin Job centre a man sees a vacancy for a gynaecologist's assistant.
He asks for details, and is thrilled to learn that the duties are to prepare the patients as follows:
1; Remove their underwear.
2; Wash and shave their nether regions.
3; Rub oil on the shaved areas.
Salary is €10,000 a month.
He is told to go to Athlone,
and asks is that where the job is?
The answer comes back; No, thats where the back of the fucking queue is!!
Kudos to C O'Reilly for that one!
He asks for details, and is thrilled to learn that the duties are to prepare the patients as follows:
1; Remove their underwear.
2; Wash and shave their nether regions.
3; Rub oil on the shaved areas.
Salary is €10,000 a month.
He is told to go to Athlone,
and asks is that where the job is?
The answer comes back; No, thats where the back of the fucking queue is!!
Kudos to C O'Reilly for that one!